Instead of writing a report for you tonight, the last 2 hours has been spent trying to pry open a space the size of lady gaga's vagina (sarc added), and fish out the small piece of paper the is creating a paper jam in the fucking unreal printer. In the process, I have cracked plastic, fucked up the rollers, and have not got the paper out so this light can stop flashing. I am now going to proceed to throw it on my lawn, and join the wasteful society I live in. Made in China. Seriously, whos printer has a paper jam? Its 2011 for fucks sake, not 1993.
We have long weekend this weekend, so most people will go and get drunk while I work like a mexican and mull over charts so we can eat them up come monday.
I will be posting like normal, holidays are for sheep.